Monday, March 25, 2019

Bureaucrats in Arms

    The New Zealand mosque where worshipers were slaughtered had only one exit – the very door where the gunman stood. But if some members of the congregation had carried guns, the gunman would have been shot after only a few parishioners had been killed, not fifty.  
The more guns, the less crime.
But America’s federal bureaucracy is overdoing its weaponry. The U.S. Government Accountability Office reports that from 2010 to 2017, twenty, non-military, “law enforcement” agencies spent at least $38.8 million on firearms, $325.9 million on ammunition, and $1.14 billion on tactical equipment.
By 2017, the IRS had 4,487 guns, including 15 fully automatic machine guns and 5.1 million rounds of ammunition. Machine guns, of course, are essential when you’re auditing taxpayers.
The Health and Human Services Office of the Inspector General had 194 fully automatic firearms and 386,952 rounds of ammo. Inspector generalship is always dangerous.
The EPA had 377 pistols with 220,418 pistol rounds and 223 shotguns with 146,975 shotgun rounds. Those dirty polluters, you gotta watch ‘em every minute.
The FDA had 390 pistols with 166,783 pistol rounds and 122 shotguns with 30,620 shotgun rounds. Inspecting meat and researching drugs is impossible without being armed. 
Yes, the weapons are critical: The deplorables may launch an attack any day now. 
You remember the stirring end of the Gettysburg Address: “We highly resolve that government of the bureaucrats, by the bureaucrats, and for the bureaucrats shall not perish from the earth.” 
Well that’s what Lincoln said, wasn’t it?